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The Flash Game that makes fishing COOL!!!

  Man Gets Scared By Website Scary     

Have you seen those flash movies that make you stare hard at the screen then they pop up an ugly face and make a loud noise to scare you? Well they get this guy GOOD.

  Panda Bear Attacks Man Crazy     

I guess this guy got too close to the panda bears cage and he grabbed on to his jacket. If the bars had not been there this guy would have been toast.

  Cool Smoking Dog Cool     

This is why your dog really wants to go outside so much! Its kind of funny to see this dog kicking back and taking a smoke. :)

  New Immate Screws Up Commercials     

This is a funny commercial! I dont want to spoil the ending so just let me say that this new inmate is really going to need some life insurance after this.

  Action / Adventure
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Massive Attack Massive Attack
Click on the invading men to kill them before they reach your castle. Upgrade walls and add archers.
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Castle Of Cards Castle Of Cards
Make castles using playing cards - Try to make pyramids, The Eiffel Tower, etc.
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Fuel Transport Fuel Transport
Drive down this dangerous highway carrying fuel destroy helicopters and jeeps shooting at you.
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Matrix Fighter Matrix Fighter
You're Neo.. Save the world from the Robots and the Agents
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  Babe
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Best Sex Toy Ever Best Sex Toy Ever
This is the most realistic humanoid robot ever made. Some body out there hit the nail on the head with the title of the file.
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Call On Me Call On Me
I complain about the latent Puritanism of our society, but seriously - is this a commercial for something? I don't know if I'd want my kid to turn on the tv and see this. I have to watch it again to be sure.
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Beer Girl Eva Beer Girl Eva
Eva would appreciate it if we would not put this on the Internet.
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Carmen Electra And Milk Carmen Electra And Milk
Got Milk? Ok, good. Now do you have some hand lotion and an old sock or something?
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  Crazy
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Tire Destruction Tire Destruction
A bunch of guys show you how to completely ruin your tires.
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Bad Rally Crash Bad Rally Crash
A rally crash caught on camera from inside the car.
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Wrestling Psycho Wrestling Psycho
God, this is embarrassing even to watch.
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Fly By Skydiving Close Call Fly By Skydiving Close Call
A skydiver almost falls right into a passing airplane.
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  Funny
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Gymnastic Bloopers Gymnastic Bloopers
Funny compilation of gymnastic accidents and bloopers. Some guys make fun of gymnastics but as you can see from this video they are not as easy as they look.
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Window Washer Owned Window Washer Owned
If you live in a big city you have probably seen homeless people who walk up to your car while you are sitting at a red light and just start washing your windows. The window washer in this video gets owned!
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Funny roller Blade Flip Funny roller Blade Flip
I am not sure what kind of trick this inline skater was trying to do but he ends up doing a funny front flip. Hey at least he can say he did a flip on rollerblades.
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Whoops Compilation Whoops Compilation
Tons of funny accidents and spills, all in one video.
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  Interesting
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Running Machine Polar Bear Animation Running Machine Polar Bear Animation
Nicely done animation of a polar bear who has a bit of a problem figuring out how to use a treadmill. The animator who made this really did a great job on it.
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Magic Sunglasses Magic Sunglasses
We could probably all use magic sunglasses like this from time to time. This video includes a sexy hot maid and is very funny! Anyone know where this bizarre video is from?
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How To Grow Weed How To Grow Weed
This is a really interesting clip on how to grow marijuana. I'm guessing that in this country it's legal.
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Lifelike Japanese Robot Lifelike Japanese Robot
Would you like a sneak peek at the future of sex toys? Well, what else do you think they're going to use it for?
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  Nerdy
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Sink Fountain Sink Fountain
Why am I impressed by stuff like this?
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Hobbits To Isengard Hobbits To Isengard
Seriously, who has time to make stuff like this?
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More Scary Maze Pranks More Scary Maze Pranks
Oh, who could get tired of this? I mean, I can. But who else? Who else is tired of this crap?
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Quake 3 On 24 Monitors Quake 3 On 24 Monitors
Quake III on 24 monitors, ALL AT ONCE!
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  Ouch
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Here Fishy Fishy Here Fishy Fishy
Maybe you should try using a smaller hook?
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Kick Boxing Knockout Kick Boxing Knockout
Ouch. That's going to leave a mark.
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Playground Face Plant Playground Face Plant
This poor fat kid does a pretty serious face-plant off of some playground equipment.
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Vagenis Vagenis
Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. Just don't say we told you to do it.
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  Sad
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Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid
If you look up 'not cool' in the dictionary, right next to the picture of me is this guy. Not the kid playing the video game, I'm talking about Limp Bisquit with all the crap stuck in his face.
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  Scary
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Robot Bodybuilder Robot Bodybuilder
You know, there are those who say bodybuilding is a little bit gay. That's not true. Lifting weights is totally hetero but when you start doing crap like this? Come on, man. Seriously. WTF?
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Balloon Man Dancing Balloon Man Dancing
Alright man. Quit it. You're freaking me out.
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Helicopter Crash Mountain Helicopter Crash Mountain
A helicopter crashes on a mountain top, shortly after picking up a load of passengers.
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Man Gets Scared By Website Man Gets Scared By Website
Have you seen those flash movies that make you stare hard at the screen then they pop up an ugly face and make a loud noise to scare you? Well they get this guy GOOD.
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  Weird
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Godzilla Vs Disco Lando Godzilla Vs Disco Lando
An oldie but a goodie. Godzilla VS Disco Lamdo. It's amazing to me how this kind of stuff is made and it's equally as confusing as to why.
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Alien Child Head Alien Child Head
The person who sent this also said that the mother claims to have been abducted by aliens nine months earlier. I don't know if I believe him or not.
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Treadmill Sweet Jumps Treadmill Sweet Jumps
Quick! Somebody patent this thing so they can sell it on late night infomercials!
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Wushu Drunken Boxing Wushu Drunken Boxing
Hey, I've been in bars when fights broke out and it didn't look a thing like this. You call this drunken boxing? Bahh!
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  Whoops
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Failed Torpedo Launch Failed Torpedo Launch
How would you like to be the guy who has to go push it back in?
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Greatest Miss Ever Greatest Miss Ever
One of the worst soccer plays of all time. How did he miss this?
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Mini Bike Snow Jump Mini Bike Snow Jump
Did he really think this would work?
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Nice Throw Nice Throw
A group of kids tries to throw another one and he ends up landing on his head.
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  WTF
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Plays Piano With Balls II Plays Piano With Balls II
We have posted a video of another guy doing this same thing before. He plays the piano using only a bunch of balls. At least it got him on the Jay Leno show.
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Water Plane Take Off Water Plane Take Off
Two guys who are out fishing in a boat get a little surprise when they see a water plane coming their way! It looks like the plane is going to take out the boat when just at the last second it pulls up. This looks like it might be from a movie or something.
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Cheerleader That Keeps On Cheering Cheerleader That Keeps On Cheering
Hey, what's a little paralysis when you have this much team spirit? Wouldn't it be terrible if she had some spinal cord injury and she was totally crippled for doing this?
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Fruit Cake Fruit Cake
Shouldn't this be labeled "evidence"? Some kind of a crime had to have been committed here.
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  Drunk
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Mlk Day Mlk Day
Most Offensive Video - Martin Luther King Day. Please try not to take this too seriously.
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Built Ths City Drunk Built Ths City Drunk
According to USA Today, 'We Built This City' ranks as the worst record ever. Maybe this is why.
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Drunk Questioning Drunk Questioning
Thanks to some good old fashioned police work it was soon discovered that this woman was actually drunk. It's hard to tell in the video, but trust me. She's loaded.
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Pillows Pillows
From our, "Where are they now?" file: Does anyone remember Private Leonard Lawrence, from Full Metal Jacket?
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  Dumb
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Guy Breaks Monitor Guy Breaks Monitor
The idiot in this next video needs to get a job then he will understand that neither monitors or money grow on trees. He probably lied and told his dad he dropped it.
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Train Chicken Train Chicken
Is this supposed to be FUN? Doesn't this town have, like, a movie theater or anything?
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Guy Sets His Chest On Fire Guy Sets His Chest On Fire
Yet another person who plays with fire and gets burned. This dude thought it would be cool to set his chest on fire until he actually started burning.
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Akbar 911 Gt Akbar 911 Gt
YOU ARE NOT COOL. YOUR CAR IS NOT COOL. USING THE WORD "OWNED" DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. VIDEOTAPING IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. Everyone got it?
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  Amazing Movies
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The Coolest Dog Ever Lol The Coolest Dog Ever Lol
This is old, but I just can't get enough of seeing a skateboarding dog.
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Leroy The Trick Dog Leroy The Trick Dog
Amazing video of a dog named Leroy who can do all kinds of cool tricks. he stinks at playing the piano but hey at least he hits the keys. :)
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Speed Climbing Speed Climbing
Speed rock climbing. Watch as this guy literally runs up the face of a cliff.
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Lighting Hits Moving Car Lighting Hits Moving Car
Some guy video tapes lightning hitting his car as he drives down the road.
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Got To Shave Got To Shave
a guy blows out sexy girls silicon boobs.
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Scared Kids Scared Kids
kids scared from flash animation. They freak out.
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Screaming Man Screaming Man
chinese man walking around and scaring people.
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Mc Drunky Mc Drunky
drunk dude get passes out at McDonalds.
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  Sports
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Stunt Bike 2004 Stunt Bike 2004
Hit the throttle on your motorcycle and clear the busses after jumping the ramp.
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Surfs Up Surfs Up
Cruise the waves on your surfing board, jump up, and get some air hang time.
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Fun Surfing Fun Surfing
Surfs up! Its time to get wet in the surfing game.
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Copter Copter
Drive the copter for as long as you can without crashing
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  Puzzle
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Blox Blox
Move the blocks over and match them up to remove them.
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Onsen Onsen
The aim of this game is to guide the egg to the end of each maze level trying to avoid letting it dr
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Yellow Out Yellow Out
Move the cars, trucks, and automobiles to get the yellow car out of the parking lot
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Pingo Pingo
Join up all the stars in a line to win.
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  Shoot 'em up
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Gunman Gunman
Shoot the wooden blocks and objects as they appear.
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Space Fighters Revolution Space Fighters Revolution
This is a cool space shooting game where you have to fly a space ship through the dark space and des
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Zynex Zynex
Infiltrate the office, shoot the enemies with your AK-47 or blow them away with grenades.
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ROFL Attack ROFL Attack
This is a cool ASCII parody of Heli Attack, where you must shoot the LOLLers and the LMAOplanes. An
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  Other
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Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z
Its a really cool Dragon Ball Z flash game. You can even play this 2 player!
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Air Dodge Air Dodge
The objective of this game is like every other helicopter type game, get as far as you can without c
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Worms Level 2 Worms Level 2
Use your sub machine uzi gun and shoot down zombies and spiders or slice them with your sword.
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Battle! Battle!
Power up use healing potions and special attacks. Slash the enemy ball using your massive sword.
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  Racing
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WOW What A Race! WOW What A Race!
Use the arrow keys and the spacebar to guide your little red car round each track a few times until
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Bumper Cars Championship Bumper Cars Championship
Bumper Cars at their best. Drive into the other dodgems at full speed so they lose health, and ultim
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Drag Racer v3 Drag Racer v3
Drag race other cars, modify your car, buy parts, change internal and external look.
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3D Car Driver 3D Car Driver
Driving game, avoid hitting the red pedestrians..
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  Retro
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Curveball Curveball
This is the classic pong only in 3d!
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Super Mario Revived Super Mario Revived
Play as the revived Super Mario in this exciting retro flash game. Guide Mario through another fanta
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Mario Rush Arena Mario Rush Arena
Help Mario in this little game to kill the evil Goomba and Koopa in various levels and finally defea
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Asteroids Duel Asteroids Duel
A two-player version of the arcade classic!
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  Beat em up
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The Legend Of Dragon Fist The Legend Of Dragon Fist
The aim of this beat 'em up game is to defeat 10 opponents. All of which progress in difficulty as y
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The Rice Hat Warrior The Rice Hat Warrior
Cold steel is your only ally. Mercy has no place in your heart.
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Bloody Rage Bloody Rage
Mortal Kombat style fighting game. It's a bloody rage!
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Ad Tick Fighter Ad Tick Fighter
A strange game where you beat the heck out of some guy in this sumo wrestling game based on internet
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  Gross
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Dont Smoke ! Dont Smoke !
Smoking is bad for your Health, Lucky for us - this movie is nothing but funny and fun is good for y
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Bug Storm Bug Storm
Thousands of insects coming out of a storm drain in the middle of a train station.
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Big Balls Big Balls
guy in this funny clip has really huge testicles
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Crappy Crunch Crappy Crunch
Turns the milk "chocolaty". Eww.
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  Misc
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Women Drivers always suck Women Drivers always suck
This would be why I never let the wife drive when we go out
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Incredible Machine Incredible Machine
a couple of guys set up this great mechanism
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Old Guys Fight Old Guys Fight
two old guys barely stand but duke it out
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Grenade Blows Wash Grenade Blows Wash
soldier drops gernade into washing machine
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  Cartoons
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BADCAR Racing 2000 BADCAR Racing 2000
This is a funny animation making fun of nascar. This is what might happen if Nascar had weapons?
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  Pranks
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Funny Hatchback Prank Funny Hatchback Prank
Ouch! Watch my fingers...
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Fake Glass Door Prank Fake Glass Door Prank
The old fake glass door prank gets em' every time. Next time I walk up to a door like this I am going to push on the wooden part.
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College Shower Prank College Shower Prank
WARNING: Language - This college kids friends took his towel and so he had to run back to his room covering himself with what he could find in the bathroom. Oh the joys of dorm life.
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Tap Water Prank Video Tap Water Prank Video
This video shows a great joke being played! People are told that the water they are buying is from exotic places. The people go on and on about how much better it is than tap water. The truth is that they have been served regular tap water!
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  Sports
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You think you're fast !? You think you're fast !?
Your going 190Mp/h, you probably think you're fast... think again...
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Hit Below The Belt Collection Hit Below The Belt Collection
Wathing this video makes you cringe!
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Hyper Boy Video Hyper Boy Video
this psycho 8 year old kid, would kick your ass.
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Premature Celebrator Premature Celebrator
Another guy celebrates too early causing him to lose the race. He didn't even try for 3rd!
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  Commercials
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Cheating Lion Cheating Lion
Here is a creative and funny commercial about a cheating lion. If your wife has teeth and claws like that you do not want to make her mad!
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New Immate Screws Up New Immate Screws Up
This is a funny commercial! I dont want to spoil the ending so just let me say that this new inmate is really going to need some life insurance after this.
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Dont Touch My Car Dont Touch My Car
old but still funny FIAT commercial clip
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Superbowl Commercials Bud Light Magic Superbowl Commercials Bud Light Magic
Another great one from Budweiser. The magic fridge.
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  Cool
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Speedy Little Car Speedy Little Car
Check out this little remote control car that will hit 50 miles per hour.
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Ufo Footage Russia Ufo Footage Russia
UFO sighting? Or just really well done animation?
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Speed Parallel Parking Video Speed Parallel Parking Video
I thought I was good at parallel parking until I saw this video! This driver has got to be the fastest parallel parker in the world!
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Couch Scooter Taxi Couch Scooter Taxi
OK, this one is really hard to describe. This is video footage of some type of scooter taxi where the passenger rides on a couch. Now that is what I call engineering.
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