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  Fish Hook Action / Adventure     

The Flash Game that makes fishing COOL!!!

  Man Gets Scared By Website Scary     

Have you seen those flash movies that make you stare hard at the screen then they pop up an ugly face and make a loud noise to scare you? Well they get this guy GOOD.

  Panda Bear Attacks Man Crazy     

I guess this guy got too close to the panda bears cage and he grabbed on to his jacket. If the bars had not been there this guy would have been toast.

  Cool Smoking Dog Cool     

This is why your dog really wants to go outside so much! Its kind of funny to see this dog kicking back and taking a smoke. :)

  New Immate Screws Up Commercials     

This is a funny commercial! I dont want to spoil the ending so just let me say that this new inmate is really going to need some life insurance after this.

  Action / Adventure
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Super MPCorp Land 1 Super MPCorp Land 1
Rescue your friend who was kidnapped by the evil creatures. Make your way through the hills, the pla
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60 seconds 60 seconds
Steal 10 cars and collect $200,000 in 10 minutes (60sec/car)
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Bikini Bounce Bikini Bounce
Bounce around to score points.
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Megaman Polarity Megaman Polarity
Change shield polarities to absorb enemy blasts, power up your mega blaster and find Bass to destroy
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  Babe
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Jessica Alba Bikini Boat Jessica Alba Bikini Boat
Jessaca Alba, in a bikini, on a boat. Slobber.
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Victorias Secret Girls Victorias Secret Girls
Just because it's Friday and everyone can use another clip of amazingly hot women in their underwear.
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Tub Dog Tub Dog
this puppy loves to slide hills on tub
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Amazing Breast Flexer Amazing Breast Flexer
Are these things real? Is it the implants that make this possible or is this girl just that... talented? I don't know if talented is the word though.
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  Crazy
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Arrested Guy Hits Head Arrested Guy Hits Head
Wild video taken when the police arrest a suspect. The man is a nut case and starts hitting his own head on the car. If he was trying to get the cop in trouble the camera will take care prove that the cop did nothing wrong.
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Asian Guy Gets Shocked Asian Guy Gets Shocked
For some reason an Asian guy lets someone shock him all over his body with a car battery. I guess this is how he gets his kicks. People can do the craziest things!
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Fireworks Man Fireworks Man
WARNING: Language - Insane video of a man who takes playing with fireworks to the next level! He is safely wrapped up in a suit made of tin foil. It must have taken a long time to wrap him up so good.
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Assasination Attempt Assasination Attempt
An assasination attempt goes horribly wrong. Or right. I guess it depends on what side you're on.
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  Funny
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Laughing Yoga Laughing Yoga
I don't know about the yoga, but I'm laughing at this.
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Teacher Marries Student Teacher Marries Student
Very funny bit about a school teacher who married one of his former students. Most guys bring their work home with them and this man is no exception.
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How To Watch Porn How To Watch Porn
Funny movie that shows you how to look at porn and not get into trouble. If only they had things like this in the real world. LOL!
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This Week In Unnecessary Censorship This Week In Unnecessary Censorship
Another funny video courtesy of the Jimmy Kimmel show. This is where they bleep and blur out things to make them sound bad even when they are not. Great video!
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  Interesting
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Yamaha R1 V Porsche Carerra Yamaha R1 V Porsche Carerra
Here's some more mastabatory material for you guys. Me, I think it's kind of repetitive.
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Boat Car Boat Car
Takes running from the police to a whole new level.
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The C Walk The C Walk
I wish I was black. Seriously. I say that all the time and I really mean it.
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Disappearing Man Box Disappearing Man Box
Now you see him, now you don't.
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  Nerdy
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First Xbox 360 Hack First Xbox 360 Hack
Well, it was only a matter of time.
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Real Life D And D Real Life D And D
Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real.
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Wow Too Sexy Wow Too Sexy
Another World of Warcraft clip of the charachters singing and dancing to music. You people need turn that computer off and go outside for a while. Seriously.
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I Be Inept I Be Inept
It's a Yiddish thing. You wouldn't understand. Even if you spoke Yiddish probably.
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  Ouch
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Arm Breaks During A Wrestling Match Arm Breaks During A Wrestling Match
Here is yet another reason why it's not a good idea for two men to roll around on the floor together wearing tights.
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Nail In Leg For Green Day Nail In Leg For Green Day
This guy must REALLY like Green Day. Of course, he's also wearing a big floppy-brimmed hat, so take it for what it's worth.
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American Diver Gets Owned American Diver Gets Owned
Diver smashes her face on the end of the diving board.
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Rally Accident Helper Gets Hit Rally Accident Helper Gets Hit
No good deed goes unpunished.
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  Sad
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Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid
If you look up 'not cool' in the dictionary, right next to the picture of me is this guy. Not the kid playing the video game, I'm talking about Limp Bisquit with all the crap stuck in his face.
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  Scary
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Skier Falls Into Crevasse Skier Falls Into Crevasse
Talk about scary. This guy would have died for sure.
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Self Smarter Self Smarter
He seems like a nice enough guy. A nice enough guy who would also eat your liver.
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Invade Next Invade Next
Where should we invade next?! Are you kidding me? Is this for real? Are people really this stupid? Wait.. what am I saying? That's a silly question. Forget I asked that.
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Orleans 64 Year Old Beatdow Orleans 64 Year Old Beatdow
Police beating up that old man again. Another clip of the same thing but just the raw footage.
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  Weird
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Old Japanese Show Old Japanese Show
I'm telling you. Put English subtitles over it and run it on Fox. It will be a huge hit. Or not.
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Monkey Play Monkey Play
Monkeys + Crazy, long haired Japanese dude = Hilarity.
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Has A Penis Has A Penis
I just totally don't understand Japanese sexuality. I can think of enough to do without bringing tentacles and monsters and furry little goblins and magical powers into it.
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No Reason No Reason
Further proof that when people say "high-concept" they mean totally pointless.
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  Whoops
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Interview Falls Apart Interview Falls Apart
This reporters interview really falls apart in a bad way. Just when you think it cant get any worse something else happens that stops the show.
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Killer Remote Control Helicopter Killer Remote Control Helicopter
How to turn a helicopter into a lawn mower in 10 seconds.
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Icy Streets Icy Streets
I don't know about you, but I'm ready for summer already.
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Tires Rally Crash Tires Rally Crash
Any more than 4 tires on a rally car only leads to trouble.
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  WTF
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Cat Tape Cat Tape
Oh, those whacky Japanese. What will they think of next? Torturing animals is so hilarious! I know, let's try FIRE instead of tape! Yayy!
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Cell Phone Mouth Cell Phone Mouth
If I had to pick one word to describe this video it would have to be Goofy! Some guy puts his whole cell phone in his mouth! Whats up with that?
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Idiot Skinhead Scum Idiot Skinhead Scum
A group of skinheads attacking random, innocnet people. I would love to see one of the people that they're attacking whip out a machine gun and blast them all to pieces. Now that would be entertaining.
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Smashing Cans With Boobs Smashing Cans With Boobs
The woman in this wild video has some massive boobs. She uses them to crush cans with. I don't think that is what those were meant for...
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  Drunk
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Built Ths City Drunk Built Ths City Drunk
According to USA Today, 'We Built This City' ranks as the worst record ever. Maybe this is why.
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Too Drunk In The Bathroom Too Drunk In The Bathroom
Like this girl doesn't have enough problems without... well, you'll see.
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Drunken Bottle Breaker Drunken Bottle Breaker
All he wants for Christmas is his dignity. And more beer, of course.
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Bush Drinking Again Bush Drinking Again
Rumors have been circulating that President Bush has been drinking again. I never knew that he stopped.
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  Dumb
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Crazy Idiots Compilation Crazy Idiots Compilation
Since when did acting like a moron turn you into a badass? What would Steve McQueen say about all this?
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Scare Me Scare Me
Well they're trying to imitate "Jackass". Maybe they should have called it "A-Holes" That would have fit better.
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Russian Roulette Striper Russian Roulette Striper
Boy is the man in this video dumb! He is playing Russian Roulette with a woman. Each time he takes a shot she takes off a piece of clothing. This guy does not know when to quit.
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Akbar 911 Gt Akbar 911 Gt
YOU ARE NOT COOL. YOUR CAR IS NOT COOL. USING THE WORD "OWNED" DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. VIDEOTAPING IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. Everyone got it?
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  Amazing Movies
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F22 Raptor Compilation F22 Raptor Compilation
Some footage of the new F-22A Raptor Advanced Tactical Fighter Aircraft.
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British Yellow Pages British Yellow Pages
A funny commercial on British television
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Piano With Balls Piano With Balls
Hey, want to see a guy play the piano with his balls?
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Second Chance On Life Second Chance On Life
A guy is almost hit by a car when by some miracle he gets a second chance on life. The only problem is that instead of getting out of the way he decides to do a celebration dance.
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  LMAO
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Walking Sucks Video Walking Sucks Video
A guy is hitting on some hot chick during class.
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Scared Kids Scared Kids
kids scared from flash animation. They freak out.
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Fun With Signs Fun With Signs
kids rearrange letters on a machine overhauls sign
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Cat vs. Kid Cat vs. Kid
Poor car, he's going to be thrown into the ice cold water.... or is he ?!
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  Sports
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Power Play Power Play
Take aim and shoot in Power Play! Try not to get beaten up, though! Ice Hockey at it's finest.
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League Bowling League Bowling
Bowl a strike hit spare pins with the bowling ball go against computer or another player opponent.
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Moto X Moto X
The aim of this game is to show of your motorbike skills by jumping off the ramps and performing ris
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Air Hockey II Air Hockey II
This is a very nice Air Hockey game.
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  Puzzle
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Candy Tetris Candy Tetris
A new style for the Tetris game.
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Go Marching in Go Marching in
Use the blocks to guide your saints down the corridors and to the exit door.
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F1 Puzzle F1 Puzzle
Complete this Formula one indianapolis indy 500 puzzle.
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Escape from Fairy World Escape from Fairy World
Move the bat around with the arrow keys, avoid smashing into the walls, the light faeries and the bottomless pit.
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  Shoot 'em up
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Drak On Drak On
Fly through the skies, chase down airships, shoot flying mines with dragon's fireball and pass check
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Mission R4 June Mission R4 June
This is a cool 3D shoot 'em up game where you have to shoot all the terrorists with your guns as qui
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Fire@will Fire@will
Target Practice with your gun, have fun!
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Alloy Tease Alloy Tease
Fight the street thugs and their animals for maximum points!
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  Other
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Clubby The Seal Clubby The Seal
Use clubby to go through this arctic land and kill those pesky evil eskimos.
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Xxiao 07 Xxiao 07
Really really cool movie, the 7th in the series!
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Crazy Sleigh Crazy Sleigh
Santas had a bit too much funky eggnog and he needs your help to drive the sleigh and deliver the childrens presents.
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D-fence 2 D-fence 2
Build up your factories, houses, upgrade, train troops from barracks, build towers and defend against enemies.
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  Racing
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Asteroids 2000 Asteroids 2000
Another great asteroids game!
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Weird Bicycle Game Weird Bicycle Game
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like! Speed down the hill avoiding the teddy be
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Boat Race Boat Race
Race your boat around the ocean as fast as you can, steering yourself around the buoys and helping a
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Rocket Bike Rocket Bike
Race around the course with your choice of driver as you look to take control of the track. Use your
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  Retro
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Halloween Mario Halloween Mario
Another great Mario remake, this time a Halloween version! Dodge and kill the ghosts, shells and oth
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Space Bugs Space Bugs
This is a newer version of the classic vertical space shooters, with an promising new look. You've g
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Ultimate Tetrix Ultimate Tetrix
Based on the old classic tetris.
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Xtreme Shell Game Xtreme Shell Game
Xtreme version of the Shell Game, pretty fun.
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  Beat em up
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Knockout Knockout
Travel around the world trying to knockout all of your opponents in this awesome 2D knockout game. T
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Tifosi Tifosi
Sports just isn't the same without the odd riot! In this game you take on the role of a football pla
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Downing Street Fighter Downing Street Fighter
Take on other political party members as you battle to become the leading member of parliament on th
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The Legend Of Dragon Fist The Legend Of Dragon Fist
The aim of this beat 'em up game is to defeat 10 opponents. All of which progress in difficulty as y
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  Gross
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Crappy Crunch Crappy Crunch
Turns the milk "chocolaty". Eww.
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Booger Booger
You know you're the low man on the totem pole when people can do this to you.
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Pure Alcohol Pee Pure Alcohol Pee
WARNING: Gross To Some People - Even though this video is fake it is still pretty gross! A couple of guys play the old hand in hot water trick on their friend and discover that his pee is pure alcohol.
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Bug Storm Bug Storm
Thousands of insects coming out of a storm drain in the middle of a train station.
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  Misc
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Women Drivers always suck Women Drivers always suck
This would be why I never let the wife drive when we go out
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Dodge Viper Vs Suzuki Hayabusa Dodge Viper Vs Suzuki Hayabusa
A supercharged Dodge Viper vs a Suzuki Hayabusa in a series of races.
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Choppy Crash Choppy Crash
stupid guys in India lose a million dollar helicopter
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Big Gun 2 Big Gun 2
another funny shooting video.
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  Cartoons
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BADCAR Racing 2000 BADCAR Racing 2000
This is a funny animation making fun of nascar. This is what might happen if Nascar had weapons?
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