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The Flash Game that makes fishing COOL!!!

  Man Gets Scared By Website Scary     

Have you seen those flash movies that make you stare hard at the screen then they pop up an ugly face and make a loud noise to scare you? Well they get this guy GOOD.

  Panda Bear Attacks Man Crazy     

I guess this guy got too close to the panda bears cage and he grabbed on to his jacket. If the bars had not been there this guy would have been toast.

  Cool Smoking Dog Cool     

This is why your dog really wants to go outside so much! Its kind of funny to see this dog kicking back and taking a smoke. :)

  New Immate Screws Up Commercials     

This is a funny commercial! I dont want to spoil the ending so just let me say that this new inmate is really going to need some life insurance after this.

  Action / Adventure
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Blobz Blobz
Pump up your blobs using Z & X keys for Player 1 and O & P keys for Player 2.
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Fantasy Quest Fantasy Quest
Walk around the village pick up weaponry and battle out in the fields.
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Wild Wild West Wild Wild West
Pull out your revolver, magnum, rifle or shotgun and shoot down those bad cowboys.
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Jack's Bar Jack's Bar
You are working now on a bar, save your custemors :)
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  Babe
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Ring My Bell Ring My Bell
Here is a clip from a Japanese game show where the contestants have to "buzz in" by ringing a bell. Sounds pretty normal unitl you see how they have to do it.
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Mondays Suck Mondays Suck
how we all feel on Monday morning on way to work
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Amazing Breast Flexer Amazing Breast Flexer
Are these things real? Is it the implants that make this possible or is this girl just that... talented? I don't know if talented is the word though.
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Girl With A Hot Butt Girl With A Hot Butt
This couple is making out in the kitchen when they run into a little problem. Now that is what I call a woman with a red hot butt!
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  Crazy
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Excited Game Screaming Dorm Run Excited Game Screaming Dorm Run
For some people, winning a video game is just as exciting as winning the Lotto. It's all about perspective. Perspective and alcohol.
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Woman Hits The Person Next To Her In Court Woman Hits The Person Next To Her In Court
The sister of a murder victim goes crazy in court and beats up the person next to her.
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More Tornado Chasing More Tornado Chasing
These guys have to be completely insane. They're chasing a tornado that is picking up houses right in front of them.
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Wal Mart Stampede Wal Mart Stampede
Stampede For XBoxes At Wal-Mart.
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  Funny
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Nigga Please Nigga Please
An oldie but a goodie. Nigga Please.
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Junior Hockey Fight Junior Hockey Fight
Hey, what can you do? It's as much a part of the game as skating.
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Osama Buys Manchester United Osama Buys Manchester United
Funny, this wasn't on the news at all.
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Bush Speechless Bush Speechless
George Bush tries to answer a question but ends up just staring into the camera like a deer in the headlights. This has to have been edited.
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  Interesting
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3d Body Mold 3d Body Mold
I tried making one of these but they didn't have enough plaster.
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Fast Cup Stacking Worlds Record Video Fast Cup Stacking Worlds Record Video
This little girl has some of the fastest hands you have ever seen! The video is of her setting the worlds record for cup stacking. Wow is she fast!
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Nukular Nuclear Nukular Nuclear
It's beautiful, but I'd hate to see one in person.
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Beating Speed Cameras Beating Speed Cameras
It's true. You actually can beat those red light cameras.
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  Nerdy
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Counter Strike Whos Bad Counter Strike Whos Bad
You can also download another mod to make him molest children.
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Ski Silly Ski Silly
I'll ski over my dog?
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Dr Evil Dr Evil
You're just not cutting it.
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First Xbox 360 Hack First Xbox 360 Hack
Well, it was only a matter of time.
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  Ouch
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Wheelie On Highway Goes Wrong Wheelie On Highway Goes Wrong
Here's another perfect example of Darwinism at work.
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Bikestunt Bikestunt
I don't know. It's kind of amazing to me that this guy just keeps trying. Hanging on like grim death to an idea that was stupid in the first place is...a virtue, i guess.
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Hockey Check Breaks Glass Hockey Check Breaks Glass
Extreme hockey video where a guy gets slammed into the glass and breaks it. I am surprised that they use real glass instead of some type of thick plastic.
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Low Blows Compilation Low Blows Compilation
This hurts just to watch.
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  Sad
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Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid
If you look up 'not cool' in the dictionary, right next to the picture of me is this guy. Not the kid playing the video game, I'm talking about Limp Bisquit with all the crap stuck in his face.
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  Scary
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Scare Tactics Rat Scare Tactics Rat
The show Scare Tactics really scares a guy half to death in this video clip. He looked so scared I thought he might faint! They trick him into believing in a half rat half human animal.
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Uzbekistan Airlines Uzbekistan Airlines
Trust the friendly skies.
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State Of The Union Remix State Of The Union Remix
Wow. I didn't hear any of this when I listened to it. I need to pay better attention.
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Please Die Please Die
Man. Listen to me. You are white. Do you understand? Ok? Stop it. Please. I'm begging you.
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  Weird
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Awesome Boomerang Trick Awesome Boomerang Trick
Let me guess...Australia?
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Pete The Porno Puppet Pete The Porno Puppet
Want to see what happens when a former pornographer has a nervous breakdown and then tries to get his head back together? Does this look familiar to any of you?
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Wipeout Wipeout
Is this what they mean when they say your life flashes before your eyes?
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Jean Luc Picard Dancing Jean Luc Picard Dancing
My new word for the day is, Cognitive Dissonance, or is that two words? Either way, this is weird.
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  Whoops
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Tires Rally Crash Tires Rally Crash
Any more than 4 tires on a rally car only leads to trouble.
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Slip N Slide Slip N Slide
This is why your mother told you to look both ways before you crossed the street.
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Man Falls Down An Escalator Man Falls Down An Escalator
My shoe!
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Christmas Pole Accident Video Christmas Pole Accident Video
A group of men are trying to raise a Christmas Pole when it breaks and almost takes them out! They almost had a really bad Christmas! Turn up your sound to hear the funny narrator.
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  WTF
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Water Plane Take Off Water Plane Take Off
Two guys who are out fishing in a boat get a little surprise when they see a water plane coming their way! It looks like the plane is going to take out the boat when just at the last second it pulls up. This looks like it might be from a movie or something.
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Iraqi Children Beaten Iraqi Children Beaten
Some Iraqi children are caught after they throw rocks at a group of soldiers. The soldiers chase them down, drag them back to their compound and beat them pretty badly. I hope these aren't U.S. Troops doing this.
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Creepy Chicken Guy Creepy Chicken Guy
FEAR The Chicken Guy!
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Couch On Wheels Couch On Wheels
A group of guys rig up a couch with a set of wheels. It works great and they seem to be having a good time when the police show up. I guess he is going to get them for trespassing or something. Or maybe he just wants a ride!
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  Drunk
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Drunk Concert Goer Drunk Concert Goer
A dude is drunk at some outdoor rock concert and his friends get him on video making a fool of himself. This is one good reason not to get drunk. You might end up online.
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Welsh Students Can Smash Welsh Students Can Smash
Here's another reason to be thankful you're not Welsh. Unless of course you are, and then here is a really awesome video. Go Wales!
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Mlk Day Mlk Day
Most Offensive Video - Martin Luther King Day. Please try not to take this too seriously.
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Drunken Bottle Breaker Drunken Bottle Breaker
All he wants for Christmas is his dignity. And more beer, of course.
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  Dumb
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Light Friends Ass Light Friends Ass
This is so stupid. Future senators, one and all.
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Hot To Smoke Dummy Hot To Smoke Dummy
Idiots. Just...idiots.
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Guy Runs Into Wall Guy Runs Into Wall
You want stupid videos? Well here ya go! Some guy decides it would be cool to run as fast as he can into a brick wall. His friends really got a big laugh out of it.
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Sidewalk Fishing Sidewalk Fishing
It's really too bad when something that ought to be funny just turns bratty and obnoxious.
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  Amazing Movies
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Worst Street Bike Crashes Worst Street Bike Crashes
Some of the worst motorcycle racing accidents ever caught on video. These guys are totally insane.
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Tons Of Bullets Tons Of Bullets
Military video showing some kind of artillery spitting out hundreds of bullets. I would hate to be on the receiving end of all this fire power.
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Car Drives Off Cliff Car Drives Off Cliff
Wild video clip of a car driving off of a cliff. The car falls some 200 feet down and lands right side up. This is totally amazing!
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Super Fast Punches Super Fast Punches
I can totally do this ...only slower.
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Great Mime Great Mime
this guy made me laugh. Cool performance.
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Honk at Old Ladies Honk at Old Ladies
what happens when you honk at old ladies
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Scared Kids Scared Kids
kids scared from flash animation. They freak out.
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Old Lady Face Plants Into Mud Old Lady Face Plants Into Mud
The front wheel sunk in the mud causing this woman to fall face first into a massive puddle.
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  Sports
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Surfs Up Surfs Up
Cruise the waves on your surfing board, jump up, and get some air hang time.
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Flash Gol Flash Gol
This a cool free-kick and penalty soccer game, in which, according to the wind and other elements, y
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Air Ball Air Ball
You've played Kickups, right? Now try and keep all the balls up! Try and keep the multiple sports ba
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Extreme Racing Extreme Racing
Complete all 10 laps without crashing.
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  Puzzle
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Ultimate Mario Game Quiz Ultimate Mario Game Quiz
Answer numerous questions on different mario games, featuring luigi, toad, princess, bowser and more
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Eliminator Eliminator
Use arrow keys to line up the colored balls and cluster them together to remove them within a given
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Quiant Room Quiant Room
Escape from Quiant Room this time in this game that is similar by concept to Crimson Room. Decipher
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RoBoxer 2 RoBoxer 2
Dodge left, right, block or duck, punch and jab your enemy to his explosive death.
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  Shoot 'em up
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The Flow The Flow
Shoot down flying discs and health packs to bring your accuracy score up.
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Bin Laden Liquors Bin Laden Liquors
Launch a successful counter terrorism attack on Osama Bin Ladens liquor store, secret HQ of the al-qaeda, and snuff this turd like a cheap cigar!
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Pearl Harbor Pearl Harbor
Blow up as many ships as you can. Its like you were really there!
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Turkey Trouble v0.1 Turkey Trouble v0.1
Shoot down those pesky turkies before they take over your city.
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  Other
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Spot the Difference Spot the Difference
Look at the two look alike images and see what the difference in them is.
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Fly Sui Fly Sui
Catch as many flies as you can with your chopsticks.
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Puzzled 1 Puzzled 1
A fun point and click game.
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Speed Master Speed Master
Fly through the skies, shoot down evil unicorns and gargoyles, destroy zeus and check out hot girls.
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  Racing
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Banger Racing Banger Racing
Race the bangers around the breakfast table. Kind of a Micro Machines V3 copy.
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Drunk Driver Championship Drunk Driver Championship
Another classic Helicopter like game. You're drunk, and the more drunk you get, the harder the game
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F1 Chinese GP F1 Chinese GP
Test your engines in this fact-paced Formula 1 racing game. You're the red car as you bomb it around
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WOW What A Race! WOW What A Race!
Use the arrow keys and the spacebar to guide your little red car round each track a few times until
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  Retro
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Ultra Block Ultra Block
A very nice game, with the style of the famous java game Collapse.
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Bouncy Ball Bouncy Ball
Guide the bouncy ball around all the levels, collecting all the coins you can. But be careful to avo
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Gladiator 2 Gladiator 2
In this game you go back to the olden days and battle allot of men inside of a ring.
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Conundrum Conundrum
Raise all 25 blocks as fast as you can by simply clicking on them.
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  Beat em up
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Towel Fighter Towel Fighter
I have no idea who makes these game ideas, but this is a really clever and fun one! Whip your oppone
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Bloody Rage Bloody Rage
Mortal Kombat style fighting game. It's a bloody rage!
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Ad Tick Fighter Ad Tick Fighter
A strange game where you beat the heck out of some guy in this sumo wrestling game based on internet
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Whack Your Boss Whack Your Boss
Find the 7 different ways to whack your boss in this painfully funny office simulation. Did you know
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  Gross
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Thorn In Eye Thorn In Eye
Some poor kid gets a huge thorn stuck in his eye. This is painful just to watch.
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Fake Nose Fake Nose
Boy, Michael Jackson looks whiter and whiter every day.
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Dont Smoke ! Dont Smoke !
Smoking is bad for your Health, Lucky for us - this movie is nothing but funny and fun is good for y
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Big Balls Big Balls
guy in this funny clip has really huge testicles
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  Misc
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Hall Way Crash Hall Way Crash
2 dudes racing on scooters in the hotel hall.
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Bad Asian Loser Bad Asian Loser
asian game show with one very angry loser
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Choppy Crash Choppy Crash
stupid guys in India lose a million dollar helicopter
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Girl flying through BBall hoop! Girl flying through BBall hoop!
How does she do this? AND whats her number? She seems to be about my size ;)
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  Cartoons
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BADCAR Racing 2000 BADCAR Racing 2000
This is a funny animation making fun of nascar. This is what might happen if Nascar had weapons?
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  Pranks
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Funny Scarecrow Prank Funny Scarecrow Prank
This is a hilarious video! A man dressed up like a scarecrow scares people on the street. These peoples reactions are too funny! If you see a scarecrow on the street without a head leave it along. A big THANK YOU goes out to Guzer member LKAY for sending this one in!
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Ice Cream Prank Ice Cream Prank
The kid in this video must have been inspired by the drive thru prankster we posted a while back. He buys an ice cream then throws it in the girls face. What a waste of a dollar.
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Water Bed Prank Water Bed Prank
hidden camera clip. People get tricked.
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Hilarious Car Prank Hilarious Car Prank
they all scream at the same time to wake him up
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  Sports
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Awesome Basketball Tricks Awesome Basketball Tricks
A couple guys performing some amazing basketball shots.
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Learning To Do A Wheelie Learning To Do A Wheelie
His first few attemps were pathetic, but he impressed me with the flip
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Saab Performance Team Saab Performance Team
Amazing Driving skills on the racing circuit
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Easy Soccer Goal Miss Easy Soccer Goal Miss
A soccer player gets past the goalie and it looks like he is set up to make the easiest goal in the
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  Commercials
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Superbowl Commercials New Escallade Superbowl Commercials New Escallade
I always thought it would be funny to have Abraham Lincoln driving down the highway in an SUV. And every time he passes a field, there would be black guys in chains and when the truck passed, the chains would magicaly fall off. And you could call it the Lincoln Emancipator. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't work in advertising.
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Fresh Salmon Fresh Salmon
funny movie a guy fights a bear for a fish.
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Remember To Pay The Bills Remember To Pay The Bills
Here is a funny commercial from Asian TV. Do not forget to pay your bills unless you want this to happen to you.
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Bud Light Monkey Owns Man Bud Light Monkey Owns Man
Another funny beer commercial. This time a monkey in a cage has a little fun with a man who really wants his Bud Light.
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  Cool
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Bull Dozer Flattens Motorcycles Bull Dozer Flattens Motorcycles
This is something that you dont see every day! Someone in a bull dozer runs over a line of motorcycles and flattens them out like pancakes!
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Palying Car Soccer Palying Car Soccer
This actually looks pretty fun! A bunch of cars playing soccer with a huge soccer ball. There would probably be a lot of car wrecks if this were real.
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Cool X Ray Magic Trick Cool X Ray Magic Trick
An awesome magic trick that will leave you wondering how in the world they did it! This magician seems to be able to xray his body while he is standing on stage. This is a very cool illusion!
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Einstien robot Einstien robot
A group of robot engineers make a robot and give it the face of the worlds most well known genius Albert Einstein. The face looks so real it is kind of spooky. :)
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