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The Flash Game that makes fishing COOL!!! |
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Have you seen those flash movies that make you stare hard at the screen then they pop up an ugly face and make a loud noise to scare you? Well they get this guy GOOD. |
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I guess this guy got too close to the panda bears cage and he grabbed on to his jacket. If the bars had not been there this guy would have been toast. |
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This is why your dog really wants to go outside so much! Its kind of funny to see this dog kicking back and taking a smoke. :) |
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This is a funny commercial! I dont want to spoil the ending so just let me say that this new inmate is really going to need some life insurance after this. |
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Pee Ball
Use the pee button to raise the ball up and avoid the obstacle, drink more to refill your liquid.
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Desert Battle
Kill the enemy shootists and gun emplacements by firing missles and rockets at them. You're the pilo
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Girls Making Out
Ok. Move along. Nothing to see here. Nothing to see here EXCEPT FOR TWO HOT GIRLS MAKING OUT!!! YEAHH BABY!! YEAH!! God, I'm what? 14? How old am I? Why do I act like this?
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Bunny Chick Photo Shoot
Hey, want to see a great example of the kind of garbage we'll post to get more horny idiot guys to look at our site? You do? Really? Cool.
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Board Breaker
Somebody told me that this is actual home movie footage of George Bush as a child. I don't believe it for a second.
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Sidewalk Skeleton Dance
Video of a street performer with a skeleton puppet. This guy can really handle the puppet well. He is good enough that he could probably get into some type of show where he does not have to perform on the street for change.
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Snow Man Explosion
How many times have you thought to yourself, after building a snowman, "Wouldn't it be great if we had a whole bunch of explosives?"
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Stunt Santa
Looks liks Santa has been laying off the milk and cookies and hittig the gym. And the pipe.
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Real Life D And D
Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real.
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Hit With Soccer Ball
Two little boys are playing on a beach when one of them decides to hike the ball to the other one. I guess he should have let him know it was coming because it smacks him right in the head.
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Trash Can Nuts
It's all fun and game until somebody gets a groin injury from a trash can. How often can think kind of thing possibly happen?
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Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid
If you look up 'not cool' in the dictionary, right next to the picture of me is this guy. Not the kid playing the video game, I'm talking about Limp Bisquit with all the crap stuck in his face.
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Class Room Streaker
Some kids bring guns to school, others take out their frustrations in different ways. Personally, I'd have preferred it if he brought a gun instead.
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Base Jump Close Call
Base jumping looks dangerous. It looks even more dangerous when you slam into a fellow jumper just after taking off.
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Slow Motion Stomach Punches
Don't ask why but here is a video of slow motion stomach punches. It is kind of weird to see how the fat moves when someone gets punched in the stomach.
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Crash Testing Food
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if they used FOODinstead of cars in those super slow motion crash simulations? Yeah, me either but it turns out it's actually very interesting.
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Motorcycle Loses Front Tire
This motorcycle rider loses his front tire and flips over the handle bars. It's a good thing that this did not happen while he was going fast!
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Blown Away
It's just like they taught you in little league. When shooting at stuff, use both hands. Err.. wait. Was that little league?
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Fruit Cake
Shouldn't this be labeled "evidence"? Some kind of a crime had to have been committed here.
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Girls In The Thongs Get Attention
I don't know if this video was from a TV show or what. Girls with their thongs showing walk around town trying to get peoples attention. Some of the reactions are pretty funny.
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Show Me Your Underwear
Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel goes around the city asking people to show him their underwear. You would not believe how many people actually do it. Both guys and girls!
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Pillows
From our, "Where are they now?" file: Does anyone remember Private Leonard Lawrence, from Full Metal Jacket?
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Russian Roulette Striper
Boy is the man in this video dumb! He is playing Russian Roulette with a woman. Each time he takes a shot she takes off a piece of clothing. This guy does not know when to quit.
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Lighting A Barrel On Fire
A group of guys are lighting a barrel on fire. One of them gets a ball of fire right to the face. As you can see from this video it is dumb to play with fire.
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Guy Hit With A Golf Ball
Yet another idiot who lets someone inflict serious pain on them. This guy lets his friend hit him with a golf ball full force at close range.
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Death Touch
He has another one that he affectionately refers to as, "Farts of Fury" but they really couldn't put that on prime time television.
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Octopus Eats Shark
I'm convinced these things are from outer space. There's another video around here somewhere that shows one changing colors just like the creature in Predator.
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Awesome Baseball Play
Maybe one of the best baseball plays of all times! Check out this awesome flip toss to the second baseman to get the runner out.
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Skate Park
The bowl, ramps, inclines, grind rails, vert ramp, launch ramps, fun boxes, mini ramp, quarter pipe, kicker ramp... umm. Ollie. Uhh... I'm just trying to list all the skateboarding terms I can think of. Trucks! umm... Grip tape?
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Wakeboarding XS
An excellent wakeboarding game. Choose your player, strap on your board and score as many points as
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Freaky Football
Pick up all the beans for energy and try and dodge the defenders as you head for the end-zone to sco
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Shit Street
Skate past about 99 turds without hitting any, you only have 3 McDonalds tissues
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Paint Activity
Pick a picture, and simpy colour it in! You can make it wild and wonderful, or lifelike to the extre
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Hangman +++
Play classic hangman, russian roulette, or shuffle word with either one or two players.
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Duck Tracker
Go duck hunting. Shoot as many ducks as you can with the ammo you have. Advance by level based on number of ducks you have shot. Game is over when ammo is out.
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Jewels of Hell
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
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Drak On
Fly through the skies, chase down airships, shoot flying mines with dragon's fireball and pass check
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Bugz
Creepy Crawly things....Eat the green bugz but avoid the red ones.
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Barb Jump
Jump the barbed wire in this amazingly funny skipping game. Choose your character and when the barbe
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Jaba the Zit
You are 13 years old and your acne is out of control. Here is your chance to clean up in the bathroom. 30 zits will appear on your face. Pop as many as you can by clicking on them. The faster you pop them, the more points you get.
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Cone Crazy
Knock over as many cones as you can in the given time limit. Red cones are worth 10 points and the y
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Knockers
Remember this old game? Well, I do, even if you don't. Collect all the gold you need to advance to t
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Amoebas
Shoot down these weird blob like creatures before they get you and eat you up.
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School
A great animation about a kid in school writing about the fun he had over the summer.
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Just Sudoku
A Sudoku game with lots of different puzzles to solve offline without using pen and paper.
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Tifosi
Sports just isn't the same without the odd riot! In this game you take on the role of a football pla
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Towel Fighter
I have no idea who makes these game ideas, but this is a really clever and fun one! Whip your oppone
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Elephant Skating
The Wild Boyz from MTV doing a little elephant skating. They ride on skateboards as they are pulled behind elephants. The end is kind of gross.
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Ice Cream Prank
The kid in this video must have been inspired by the drive thru prankster we posted a while back. He buys an ice cream then throws it in the girls face. What a waste of a dollar.
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Balloons Prank Jerk
The guy in this video acts like a real jerk and a baby! They fill his office with balloons and he gets very upset about it. What a dork!
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Zombie Suit Prank
A man dresses up in a zombie suit and scares people as they walk through a park. Some people were just a little spooked but some people took off running in fear! Great prank video!
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David Blaine Card Trick
David Blaine does a magic trick for a deaf couple he meets on the street. He does the whole trick without talking. He makes the card appear in the mans pocket.
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Turtle With Two Heads
Cool nature video of a turtle with two heads. The cool thing is that they said it lived for a lot longer than they thought it would.
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Escape The Sofa
Cool video. Sometimes you just need to get away from the sofa and the TV and get some exercise. In this video the sofa does not want to let go.
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