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  Fish Hook Action / Adventure     

The Flash Game that makes fishing COOL!!!

  Man Gets Scared By Website Scary     

Have you seen those flash movies that make you stare hard at the screen then they pop up an ugly face and make a loud noise to scare you? Well they get this guy GOOD.

  Panda Bear Attacks Man Crazy     

I guess this guy got too close to the panda bears cage and he grabbed on to his jacket. If the bars had not been there this guy would have been toast.

  Cool Smoking Dog Cool     

This is why your dog really wants to go outside so much! Its kind of funny to see this dog kicking back and taking a smoke. :)

  New Immate Screws Up Commercials     

This is a funny commercial! I dont want to spoil the ending so just let me say that this new inmate is really going to need some life insurance after this.

  Action / Adventure
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Parrott's Bar Parrott's Bar
Pour beer, pop, vodka, whiskey and mix drinks for your customers to server them at the bar.
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Starship Eleven Starship Eleven
Starship Eleven is lost in space and the way home is full on dangers and hazards. Your mission is to
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Apple Hunt Apple Hunt
Bounce your way up the tree to collect apples for points.
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The Apprentice The Apprentice
Climb the corporate ladder in this path to become the apprentice.
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  Babe
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Satisfaction Power Tools Satisfaction Power Tools
Because it's Monday. Hot girls and power tools.
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Sexy Blonde Beer Opener Sexy Blonde Beer Opener
OK guys you will definitely want to see the hot chick in this video. Two groups at a bar are trying to see who can open a beer in the coolest way when this blonde girl steps up and opens a beer with her...well just watch it.
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Tittie Twister Tittie Twister
Umm. Ok.
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Shark vs. Octopus Shark vs. Octopus
Amazing video, Just when you though that there's nothing worst then a Shark...
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  Crazy
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Crash Motorcycle Stunts Crash Motorcycle Stunts
I wonder if these guys are called, "Crash" for a reason.
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Drop The Knife Drop The Knife
Police show unusual restraint while dealing with a knife wielding suspect. This could have easilly ended up with someone getting killed.
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Motorcycle Burnout Inside Motorcycle Burnout Inside
A group of guys use a motorcycle to do a big burnout in their living room! They must not have a smoke detector or it would have been going full blast!
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Lethal Weapon Lethal Weapon
Holy crap. This is twisted.
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  Funny
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Wow Leeroy Wow Leeroy
Some idiot playing World Of Warcraft goes nuts while they are trying to plan a battle or whatever it is they do in that game. This is old but it's still funny.
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Annoying Raiders Fan Annoying Raiders Fan
Funny video of an annoying Raiders fan that keeps yelling Go Raiders! You can tell that it really ticks off the people who are trying to do an interview.
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Chugs A Liter Of Beer Chugs A Liter Of Beer
Video of a dude who can really chug some beer! He puts down a liter of beer in nothing flat. And he does it to the music of cotton eyed Joe! :)
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Funny Police Stops Funny Police Stops
Funny video footage of a bit that Jay Leno did on The Tonight Show called Dealing With The Public. They are all great but the last one is totally amazing!
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  Interesting
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David Blaine Beer Trick David Blaine Beer Trick
A big giant nancy-boy and a big giant ass. "These guns" indeed. Oh, there's a trick in there too.
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Rescue From Well Rescue From Well
Footage of a guy being rescued after he fell into an open well.
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Olympics Of India Olympics Of India
I bet more people would have watched the Olympic games in Turino if there had more events like these.
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Neat Home Made Video Neat Home Made Video
Nicely done amateur video. The music really goes well with the funny stop movements. It probably took them hours to film this little video so dont be too hard on it.
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  Nerdy
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Spice Girls Numa Boys Spice Girls Numa Boys
This is the kind of thing that comes back to haunt you later in life. Hell, it's haunting me NOW.
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Wow Too Sexy Wow Too Sexy
Another World of Warcraft clip of the charachters singing and dancing to music. You people need turn that computer off and go outside for a while. Seriously.
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Counter Strike Whos Bad Counter Strike Whos Bad
You can also download another mod to make him molest children.
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Scanner Beethoven Fur Elise Scanner Beethoven Fur Elise
Some guys programmed their scanner to play Beethoven's Fur Elise.
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  Ouch
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Inline Skater Crushes Balls Inline Skater Crushes Balls
Do they make pads for those? I think they sould make pads for those.
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Rodeo Clown Training Rodeo Clown Training
What is that old saying? You mess with the bull and you get the... something. Ouch.
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Guy Knocked Out By Tire Swing Guy Knocked Out By Tire Swing
The quality of this video is not the best because it was taken by a guzer member using their cell phone. This video of a guy getting knocked out by a tire swing is the first cell phone video ever posted on Guzer!
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Shopping Cart Dentistry Shopping Cart Dentistry
Too bad those helmets didn't come with face masks.
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  Sad
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Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid
If you look up 'not cool' in the dictionary, right next to the picture of me is this guy. Not the kid playing the video game, I'm talking about Limp Bisquit with all the crap stuck in his face.
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  Scary
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Madrid Train Bombs Explodin Madrid Train Bombs Explodin
Actual footage of the Madrid train bombs exploding.
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Base Jump Close Call Base Jump Close Call
Base jumping looks dangerous. It looks even more dangerous when you slam into a fellow jumper just after taking off.
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Toyota Bait Toyota Bait
Do you think this is going to help Toyota's sales or hurt them? Next time I see one I'll be watching out for sea-monsters.
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Robot Bodybuilder Robot Bodybuilder
You know, there are those who say bodybuilding is a little bit gay. That's not true. Lifting weights is totally hetero but when you start doing crap like this? Come on, man. Seriously. WTF?
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  Weird
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Christmas Island Red Crabs Christmas Island Red Crabs
I wonder what the whole island must smell like after this is all over, and there are millions of them rotting in the streets. I also wonder if they taste good. Strange.
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Mermaid Arabian Gulf Mermaid Arabian Gulf
Supposedly, this is footage of a mermaid like creature they found in the Arabian Gulf. Or it's footage of Gilbert Godfrey. One of those.
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Meet The Voiceovers Meet The Voiceovers
More "Is that really HIM?"
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Has A Penis Has A Penis
I just totally don't understand Japanese sexuality. I can think of enough to do without bringing tentacles and monsters and furry little goblins and magical powers into it.
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  Whoops
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Bathtub Head Stand Bathtub Head Stand
Training for the Olympics. The Special Olympics.
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Huge Bike Fall Huge Bike Fall
Well what did he think was going to happen when he tried to ride his bike down those steps at 40 miles per hour?
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Circus Ski Jump Crash Circus Ski Jump Crash
An accident from a circus show is caught on tape. One of the guys that tries to jump a ski ramp messes up and slams right into the ramp.
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Tire Breaks Car Window Tire Breaks Car Window
All you can say about this car is that it was in the wrong place at the wrong time. A tire comes off of a race car, flies out of the park and smashes the window of a car parked on the street.
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  WTF
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Soccer Goalie Scores A Goal Soccer Goalie Scores A Goal
This may be the first time in history that a soccer goalie has scored a goal like this! He kicks the ball the whole length of the field and scores a goal!
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Fake Cops Practical Joke Fake Cops Practical Joke
WARNING: Language - A group of guys pose as police officers and order some other guys to get up against the wall. Then they wrap them in duck tape and run away laughing. The joke in this video was probably illegal because they acted like police officers.
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Big Brother Surprise Big Brother Surprise
This is one reason it stinks to be a little brother. A kids older brother hides outside the door and punches him in the face when he opens it.
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Watch Out For That Cow Watch Out For That Cow
Rally racers encounter an unexpected obstacle.
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  Drunk
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Bush Drinking Again Bush Drinking Again
Rumors have been circulating that President Bush has been drinking again. I never knew that he stopped.
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Pimp His Ride Pimp His Ride
If you have to be homeless, do it in style.
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Welsh Students Can Smash Welsh Students Can Smash
Here's another reason to be thankful you're not Welsh. Unless of course you are, and then here is a really awesome video. Go Wales!
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Way Too Drunk Way Too Drunk
Light weight.
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  Dumb
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Hot To Smoke Dummy Hot To Smoke Dummy
Idiots. Just...idiots.
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Immates Try To Escape Immates Try To Escape
They say that criminals are dumb and this video seems to prove it. These three inmates try to escape even though everything seems to be against them. :)
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Crazy Idiots Compilation Crazy Idiots Compilation
Since when did acting like a moron turn you into a badass? What would Steve McQueen say about all this?
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Simpsons Wassapp Simpsons Wassapp
Whassup! Simpson's style.
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  Amazing Movies
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Parachute Under Bridge Parachute Under Bridge
This is absolutely insane. Watch this guy parachute UNDER a highway overpass.
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A6 Man Sucked Into Engine A6 Man Sucked Into Engine
A Navy Crewman, working on an A-6 Intruder gets pulled into the number one engine while preparing for aircraft carrier launch. The crewman actually lived. They say his flight helmet blew the engine and his uniform got caught on the anti icing tube.
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Ping Pong Pros Ping Pong Pros
This almost looks like the scene from Forrest Gump.
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Explosion Seen From Balcony Explosion Seen From Balcony
Even thought they are hundreds of yards away, look at all the projectiles that blast them shortly after the explosion.
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  LMAO
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Co-Worker Maze Scare Co-Worker Maze Scare
This girl nearly had a heart attack!
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Mc Drunky Mc Drunky
drunk dude get passes out at McDonalds.
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Handy Wife Handy Wife
woman tries to hang a picture on wall by herself.
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Great Mime Great Mime
this guy made me laugh. Cool performance.
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  Sports
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BMX Stunts BMX Stunts
Do as many stunts as you can on our BMX bike!
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Basketball Rally Basketball Rally
Shoot some hoops throw the ball into the basket and score points.
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Free Running Free Running
This is a fantastic game based on the popular new sport of free running, or more popularly known as
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PGX Snowboarding PGX Snowboarding
A snowboarding game.
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  Puzzle
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Squarez Squarez
Set up the pieces rotate them and put them together 3 by 3 or greater to remove them
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3D Sudoku 3D Sudoku
This a revived version of the classic japanese game Sudoku. Use your brains to solve the puzzle, but
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HTF Dynamite HTF Dynamite
Bounce the dynamite using your cursor. Don't let it drop or it will explode!
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12 Swap 12 Swap
Move 1 at a time, and match 3 together
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  Shoot 'em up
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Sniper School Sniper School
Shot the targets before they kill you
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Target Practice Target Practice
Have a good old fashioned game of target practice!
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Police Sniper 2 Police Sniper 2
This is a cool sniper game where you have to eliminate all the enemies you can see in missions mode,
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Universal War LC Universal War LC
Fly through space with escort fighter pilots, power up lasers, fire and destroy enemy air craftm
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  Other
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Megaman: Project X Megaman: Project X
mega man game use rock to dash jump power up cannon and fire at enemies.
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Spot the Difference Spot the Difference
Look at the two look alike images and see what the difference in them is.
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Mah Balls Mah Balls
The aim of this game is to run around pushing the balls of different sports as they start bouncing,
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Ballistic Biscuit Ballistic Biscuit
Jump as many objects as you can for maximum points.
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  Racing
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Skidoo TT Skidoo TT
Wicked cool snow-surfing game.
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New Car Net Racer New Car Net Racer
Mouse controlled racing track game. Great design and excellent game. Try the New Car Net Racer!
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Boat Race Boat Race
Race your boat around the ocean as fast as you can, steering yourself around the buoys and helping a
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Rocket Bike Rocket Bike
Race around the course with your choice of driver as you look to take control of the track. Use your
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  Retro
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Column Jump Column Jump
Jump the pegs over each other according to color remove all to win.
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Ultimate Ping Ultimate Ping
Play pong against yourself and try to keep the ball inside the field using both the paddles! Move yo
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Super Mario: Rampage Super Mario: Rampage
Super Mario has had enough of headbutting blocks and foolishly jumping on enemies. Now, Mario has a
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7up Pinball 7up Pinball
Play a classic game of pinball in this excellent 7up version of the classic arcade game. Use the lef
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  Beat em up
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The Legend Of Dragon Fist The Legend Of Dragon Fist
The aim of this beat 'em up game is to defeat 10 opponents. All of which progress in difficulty as y
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Super Smash X Super Smash X
The heroes Mario, Link, and Megaman are up against each other to test who is the greatest.
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Whack Your Boss Whack Your Boss
Find the 7 different ways to whack your boss in this painfully funny office simulation. Did you know
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Pumpkin Battle Pumpkin Battle
An evil pumpkin has invaded your patch and is wreaking havoc. He must be stopped.
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  Gross
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Pure Alcohol Pee Pure Alcohol Pee
WARNING: Gross To Some People - Even though this video is fake it is still pretty gross! A couple of guys play the old hand in hot water trick on their friend and discover that his pee is pure alcohol.
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Booger Booger
You know you're the low man on the totem pole when people can do this to you.
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Bug Van Lick Bug Van Lick
guy licks dirt from van just for lousy 20 bucks.
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Rubber Sniffer Rubber Sniffer
Hey! Want to see a guy suck a condom up his nose and then pull it out of his mouth? Sure you do!
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  Misc
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Whoopin Ass Beat Down Whoopin Ass Beat Down
mother fights her stoned kid. Funny fight video.
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Old Guys Fight Old Guys Fight
two old guys barely stand but duke it out
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Incredible Machine Incredible Machine
a couple of guys set up this great mechanism
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Automobile Shredder Automobile Shredder
What I wouldn't give to have one of these welded to the hood of my car. I'd never be stuck in traffic again.
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  Cartoons
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BADCAR Racing 2000 BADCAR Racing 2000
This is a funny animation making fun of nascar. This is what might happen if Nascar had weapons?
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  Pranks
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Toilet Paper Prank Toilet Paper Prank
wet toilet paper in the engine is hard to clean up
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Raining Packing Peanuts Raining Packing Peanuts
Hilarious video of a great office prank. They set up the ceiling tile to rain down packing peanuts on this ladies head and into her cubicle. At least she had a good attitude about it.
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Hilarious Car Prank Hilarious Car Prank
they all scream at the same time to wake him up
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Kids Crossing Prank Kids Crossing Prank
Funny prank video. People are stuck in traffic while a never ending line of kids and people cross the street. If they did this in New York or Los Angeles they would probably have a fight on their hands. :)
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  Sports
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Premature Celebrator Premature Celebrator
Another guy celebrates too early causing him to lose the race. He didn't even try for 3rd!
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Hit Below The Belt Collection Hit Below The Belt Collection
Wathing this video makes you cringe!
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Saab Performance Team Saab Performance Team
Amazing Driving skills on the racing circuit
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You think you're fast !? You think you're fast !?
Your going 190Mp/h, you probably think you're fast... think again...
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  Commercials
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Girls Best Friend Girls Best Friend
Funny commercial. A guy thinks he is really smooth when he hits on the babe in this video. This guy should really be more careful with what he does.
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Copier Paper Ad Copier Paper Ad
funny commercial hot chick xeroxed her undies.
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Male Football Cheerleaders Bud Light Commercial Male Football Cheerleaders Bud Light Commercial
Funny little video about male football cheerleaders. This video makes fun of them but they are pretty smart if you think about it. They are the ones who get to hang out with babes all day!
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Touch Nissan Truck Commercial Touch Nissan Truck Commercial
Here is a great commercial for Nissan trucks. If they could really make their trucks that tough the Army would be using them instead of tanks. :)
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  Cool
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Amazing Crazy Footbal Amazing Crazy Footbal
Cool video of what has to be the wildest looking football play of all times. I do not want to spoil this cool video for you so just check it out.
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Woman With Parking Skills Woman With Parking Skills
Funny little video about a woman with some awesome car parking skills. A couple of guys don't think this woman can fit into a parking spot but she shows them!
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Asian Magic Tricks With Shadow Asian Magic Tricks With Shadow
Awesome magic tricks! An Asian magician does some cool magic tricks with shadows. I have no idea how he does these tricks but if you know please post it here.
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Stop Animation Snake Kid Stop Animation Snake Kid
Short little video clip made by some guy. He uses stop animation to make it look like he is a snake crawling all around his room.
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